In a bizarre twist of events the Guyana Government’s Interim Management Committee had to seek the services of numerous Chiropractors in and around Georgetown.
Rumors had been swirling for days of infighting among IMC-ers for positions in the organization; the position of Soup-drinker in chief although filled by a fat cat, is being contested by Buffondyal and Roger Sharper (or so he thinks).
The IMC were given a cupboard at the Guyana National Stadium as its “head office”, upon hearing this Office of the President staffer Kwame Mackoy said he had to visit as he likes heads.
The IMC meeting was both confusing and acrimonious as there was very little light and precious little space for the group to have its “FIRST AUSPICIOUS MEETING OF THE GRAND EXHALTED POOBAHS OF THE THIRD CLASS” meeting.
The first order of business was to persuade Clive to “move over or shift down”. Buffondyal opined that he was used to being addressed as “Mr.Chairman” and would like that to continue even if he was not elected chairman, Clive then made a joke about “Bufoon wanting upward mobility, but all he would get was an upward cut-ass if he did not sit down and shut he skunt” Kwame laughed loudest.
Mr. Malcom Peters then asked for a “hold-over loan of five thousand dollars” as was the norm during his stint as Vice-president of the GCB.
The IMC voted to each slap Malcom for mentioning “they who shall not be named”, Kwame opted to slap Malcom on his posterior.
Mr. Roger (Sharper) Harper informed the meeting that he had again selected a team to play in the regional semis but was again made to look the horses ass by “Moriarity” , Kwame appeared mystified as to whom Harper was referring to and opined that “don’t bring Luncheon into this” , he was set straight by the others in the meeting.
Mr. Harper then went on to ask about being paid for his time spent at these meetings and training camps, he presented a bill for 20,000 usd for his time to date, Kwame then suggested they needed a lesson in “soup drinking” , Clive said he did not as he had vast experience and asked to leave the meeting early, he was excused.
What transpired next will remain shrouded in mystery as Kwame proceeded to give “soup drinking 101”.
Mr. Harper was treated for a crick in his neck, Buffondyal for a curvature of the spine and a severe case of hemorrhoids and Mr. Peters got a loan “write-off”.
Mark Harper was treated for injuries caused by jumping through a second floor window.
The Chiropractors bill is awaiting payment along with those run up at Windjammer Hotel and elsewhere.
